Now that same sex marriage is finally legal in California many of our readers will be running to the state to say, "I do!". It seems as if Ellen DeGeneres, one of our many lesbian contributers, will be among them. In an official announcement from her publicist, she declared her intentions to marry her partner, Portia DeRossi. Where will the reception be you may ask? The White House. Yes, that white house. Congratulations Ellen and Portia! This is confirmed by the show's producers who point to the recent appearance ofJenna Hager, formerly Jenna Bush, and her mother Laura Bush, on The Ellen Degeneres Show. In a candid moment during taping, Jenna jokingly offered to host Ellen and Portia at the White House. She was, of course, just married there herself on May 10th of this year. Ellen point blank asked if she could hold the wedding reception at the white house. "So, can we?" she asked. Jenna laughed and replied, "Sure!" Finally, the question of the Bush legacy is settled! Disclaimer: This is a piece of fiction.